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  • Living in a Hangers Paradise

    Something I wrote a few years back.....now if I could just get someone to sing the lyrics and put them to music....could make a great Youtube video.


    Living In A Hangers Paradise.............

    As I hike thu the forest where I hang my hammock gear

    I take a look at my rig and realize my hammock is very plain

    But that's just perfect for a hanger like me
    You know, I shun fancy things like titanium
    At 4:30 in the morning I'm getting ready to hike
    Shug makes the coffee while Hickery snores... fool
    And I've been hiking and a hanging so long that
    Even Dutch thinks that my mind is gone
    I'm a man of the trees, I'm into sleeping good
    Got a hiking pole in my hand and a camera on the end
    But if I finish my hike and you finish thine
    Then tonight we're gonna hang out like it's 1999


    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an hammock paradise
    I've fallen on my butt once or twice
    Living in an hammock paradise
    It's a lot of fun and no sacrifice
    Living in an hammock paradise
    We sell under quilts at discount price
    Living in an hammock paradise

    A local tenter heckle my rig last week
    I just smiled at him and turned to continued with my hike
    I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
    'Cause I saw where he set up on that big pile of rocks
    But I ain't never punched a tenter even if he deserved it
    An hanger with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
    I never wear cotton but I got a cool pillow
    And my homies agree, I really look good in camo...fool
    If you come to hang, you'll be asleep in seconds
    We haven't had a bad night in over 30 years
    But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
    We're just technologically advanced

    There's no tent, no heater, no RV
    Not a single luxury
    Like Robinson Crusoe
    We can make our own gear

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an hammock paradise
    We're just plain and simple guys
    Living in an hangers paradise
    There's always time to share ideas
    Living in an hangers paradise
    We don't fight, we all play nice
    Living in an hangers paradise

    Hanging up the hammock, helping with the noobs
    Attend a group hang on Monday, soon I'll attend another


    Think you're rig is righteous? Think you're got it lighter ?

    Well, I know I'm at least a ounce lighter than you are

    I'm the hanger that the noobs wanna be like
    On my thread injector creating some new gear
    Its so good even Dutch cant wait to get some


    So don't be vain and don't be whiny
    Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an hangers paradise
    We're all crazy bear burritos
    Living in an hangers paradise
    There's no tents or Winnebagos
    Living in an hangers paradise
    But you'd probably think it bites
    Living in an hangers paradise





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